Day 1: The Beginning

So, what a weekend…
first of all, if this your first time to this blog, welcome…check back for more shenanigans…my life is pretty damn interesting…

Anyways, lets start the story.

Thursday morning we all left for the airport, we were going to a wedding on Orcas Island in Washington. We all woke up at about 4am and i felt like SHIT. i am not really good with not getting much sleep and for anyone knows my family, that and no sleep is a BAD COMBO. At first i was fine and was reading to get on the plane but first we had to go pick up my g-ma…got to her house…grandpa decided to put in his words of wisdom and we were off…we get the airport and meet up with my uncle, aunt and cousin. LETS PAUSE

my family on this trip and how they will be depicted in the story:
Dad
Mom
Sister
G-ma
Uncle - Uncle Mike aka fat ass
Aunt - Diane
Cousin - Joey aka dumb ass

Let continue shall we?! So we are now at the airport and i feel like SHIT. i decide, i am going to go a do my duties in the bathroom….I walk in, unbuckle, grab one of the toilet cover sheets ( so you don’t get aids ) and then quickly removed my briefs before el cover fell in the toilet, causing me to get another one possible leading me to shitting my pants….not good. Everything was a Success!! My ass basically destroyed that toilet and that was that…The best part about it, was when i was shitting there some little kid came in with his dad (not my stall, the bathroom) and the kid proceed to shout out that it smelled in there…..I felt like I did my job! I got out and still felt like crap, so i walked up and down the terminal in anxiety and finally puked…it was great, right as the flight was boarding….my dad hung out and made sure i was good and then we got on the plane. Finally, we got on the plane and about start our two and half hour journey to Washington. I feel asleep pretty quickly because i was just not feeling it and proceeded to sleep for most of the flight until i was awaken by my dad convoluting. yea, it was crazy…it all truth it was actually my mom basically ripping his arm out of him socket trying to wake him up….evidently he started to feel sick n the flight and passed out…literally passed out. Before i knew it the entire flight was freaking, my dad wakes up completly out of it and the fun began! The flight crew asked if there was a doctor or some type of medical personel on the flight and to my surprise there was…came over, checked everything on my dad and he seemed to be ok, blood pressure a little low but other that that…everything checked out.

Now, we land the flight…before anyone gets off…paramedics get on the flight and haul my dad off in an ambulance as he is puking everywhere!!! This was just to weird. So the rest of minus my mom and dad went and got rented cars and headed to the hospital

btw, thank you apple for the nifty navigation because without it…i would of found that damn hospital….worked out nicely.

So we get to the hospital, I run in find my mom and dad and he is getting a cat scan and being my dad….had his video camera in his hand and was laughing hysterically….just kidding, he was still joking around but no video camera….yet at least…..he gripped that thing the entire trip….but thats a story for later.

He is getting better, we are getting hungry and we manage to get into some hospital party and get free food and gift bags…yea, dont ask me….i was confused too….still am….After that i decided to go find a comfortable place to sleep because i was tired…i came across some hospice or something and found some AWESOME couches….passed right out and slept for a good hour or until my sister called and said dad was ready to go and we could finally begin our trip.

I wake up, Joey is sleeping on the other couch…so i wake him up and we walk down the hall to meet everyone else…My dad didnt end up coming out for almost another hour so we just sat there bored and basically making fun of my uncle….

FINALLY!!! my dad is out, we leave and start driving up on the 5 towards the ferry. God what a day so far. At this point its only 3:30pm. Yeah. All this crap happened between 5am and 3:30 pm….we still got eight and half hours till the day ends…and i got plenty to finish the 8 hours.

Il leave you with that for now and write more later on. Check back shortly for day 1 cont. its gonna be a good one!!!!

peace&love